My keyboard is haunted I fear
It never types what I want, sadly
Letters seem just to appear,
Mispelled, punctuated badly
I know Im a competent typist,
I've plenty of practice each day
It is not an operator error
That causes my typing to say:
"Hekko! its noce to see yua!
Ya think my typong's impruved?"
Don't say to be more careful!
I don't need more criticism
The thing I most need, right now,
Is a good, oldfashioned, exorcism!
Dos Nov. 5, 1996
